Some Days

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

theambiguoushero:

I am vengeance.

I am the night.

I

am

lady-writes:

buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

AND THEN YOU CAN STORE THEM!!!1

missmonomi:

#swiggity swaggy i am the baggie

tyleroakley:

ENDGAME.